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Should I Say I Love You Again.
Damn it!
Be quiet! You pig!
What's wrong?
What is all that?
Can't you see? I'm eating.
Just how much did you eat?
Do I really have to tell you?
Eighteen bowls of jjajangmyeon.
Twelve cans of drinks.
Thirty-four ice creams.
Forty-two bags of snacks.
Fifteen candy bars
and twenty-eight oranges.
That's about it.
But Seok, but I'm...
I'm still hungry.
Buy me something to eat.
Sweet and sour pork Chicken with hot sauce
Stir-fried seafood
Hey!
If you eat all of that, you're not human. You're a pig!
What the...
Shoot.
You didn't know? I am a pig.
Hey. Don't come closer.
Stop that!
No! Go away!
No!
Shoot.
What kind of a dream was that?
Seok!
It's the pig!
What?
You have a great sense of smell!
I brought pork trotters.
It was a dream. That hurts.
That's right.
I had a great dream last night.
-A dream? -A poop dream.
When you dream about poop and...
-What else was there? -Dragon?
No. A pig. If you dream about them, you have to buy a lottery ticket.
A pig?
I dreamt about a pig last night.
You did?
I'll give you one too.
-What? -Who knows?
You might at least win fifth place.
How much do they give for fifth place?
You've never played before? Fifth place gets 5,000 won.
-That's about two servings of tteokbokki. -Really?
So, how do I do this?
Choose six numbers and fill them in.
Six numbers?
Six numbers.
Six numbers...
Eighteen bowls of jjajangmyeon.
Twelve cans of drinks.
Thirty-four ice creams.
Forty-two bags of snacks.
Fifteen candy bars
and twenty-eight oranges.
That's all.
Don't look.
Is there anything you can't do?
Seriously. Look at how he's dressed.
Hey. Let me make this clear.
This is my uniform that shows respect for hard labor.
How is that a uniform?
I'll ask my mommy.
Mother.
Stop it, you freaking mama's boy.
Don't even think about calling her again.
-Give it back. -No.
You immature punks.
RAVO LOTTERY
We are broadcasting live.
We will begin drawing the numbers
for the 774th lottery.
Why are you guys suddenly...
-The button has been pressed. -so quiet?
If you have the numbers regardless of the order, you win.
-The lottery jackpot -The funds raised by selling the tickets
-is worth ten billion won. -will be used for public services.
-That's ten billion won. -Ten billion won.
Okay. Here comes the first ball.
-What? Ten billion won? -The first ball is blue 18.
-They started. 18. -The first one is 18. The second one is...
-And twelve. -blue twelve.
The third ball.
Gray. Thirty-four.
-Hey. Thirty-four. -The fourth ball is...
Eighteen bowls of jjajangmyeon.
Twelve cans of drinks.
Thirty-four ice creams.
That was 34. Okay. The fourth ball.
Green. Forty-two.
The fifth ball.
Fifteen.
-Fifteen. -Blue. It's fifteen.
-I lost. -It's the sixth ball.
-It's a red ball. -No way.
If it's 28...
Red. That's 28.
The bonus ball is...
-What the heck? -You surprised me.
What's wrong?
Yellow. Nine.
-My leg fell asleep. -The bonus ball is yellow, nine.
It does this sometimes.
-I've been sitting for too long. -The 774th
-It's from work. -lottery numbers are out.
Eighteen, twelve, thirty-four,
-I need to go. I have a deadline. -forty-two, fifteen, twenty-eight
-Bye. Have a nice day. -and the bonus number is nine.
-Hey. -Hey, the check.
Hey, who's going to pay?
Yes.
First place!
Yes! First place!
That hurts! It's not a dream.
It's not a dream.
Ae-bong.
My lucky charm.
My adorable little pig.
First place!
Wow. This is...
They said it's ten billion won.
What should I do?
Yes!
I won the lottery! Ten billion won.
Ten billion won.
Ten...
-Hello? -Hello, Mr. Cho.
The deadline is approaching, so I called. Is everything going well?
Of course, the deadline. I was working very hard...
Hold up. Why am I nervous? I won the lottery.
Fool.
What's it to you, whether or not I was working on it?
What do you mean? It's because the deadline is--
You and your deadlines!
Hey, dude. Do you want me to give your life a deadline?
Hey, you mother-trucker!
Take your freaking deadlines
and shove it up your ass!
Don't call again!
Got that?
Bye!
I'm speechless.
Don't mess with me!
I feel as though a heavy burden
has been lifted off my chest.
What should I do?
Well...
Yes. I should brag to my parents that I won the lottery.
Breaking news.
There was a fight within a family over lottery winnings.
A father and son hit each other while fighting over the winnings
and ended up in the hospital.
I lost money in a card game.
Give me some money. I can win it all back.
Give me some money.
Cho Lotto. Son.
I have a great business item. Let me use a billion won.
Hey. Your big brother wants to play, and you can't lend me 200 million won?
Lend it to me.
-I need to win my money back. -You won ten billion won!
-I just need 200 million. -I'll pay interest.
-It's just two percent. -I'll pay interest.
Maybe not.
I'll turn off my phone
and think for a bit.
Let me think.
HOW TO OPEN A CAFE
Seok. Maybe I should open a coffee truck.
I heard the government gives support to young entrepreneurs.
Yeah.
What the heck? You're not listening, are you?
No, I was just...
Were you listening?
You better be honest with me.
Well...
The thing is...
It's still too soon to tell anyone.
Anyway, I'm just kind of...
What?
-What? Why-- -Tell me!
That hurts! My muscles!
Okay. I'll tell you.
I will.
First place?
Is this really the winning lottery ticket?
So, my dearest Ae-bong.
Darling, should I open a cafe for you? Before that,
how about a culinary tour around the world?
Seok...
It's partially thanks to you that I won.
A dream about a pig is indeed lucky.
A pig? Whatever,
I'm so happy!
Oh, my gosh.
I'm about to cry.
My boyfriend is the best!
-You adorable thing. -I know.
Oh my. This is pretty.
This is pretty. They are all pretty.
Why are you thinking so hard?
I'll just take everything
from here to there.
Seok!
I want everything from here to there.
I'll have this.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Should you be spending this much money?
Don't worry.
We'll die before being able to spend all of the money we won.
That's true. You're right.
Seok. I'm hungry.
-Shall we go eat? You choose. -Yes.
Let's go home so we can eat comfortably.
Okay, let's go home.
-Rare? Medium? Well done? -Medium well.
Here. Try this.
Double-A grade Hanwoo is the best.
Expensive food always tastes good.
Seok, have some.
Don't worry about me.
But Seok, is it okay to spend so much money?
Why not?
Once I collect the winnings, I'll have ten billion won in my account.
ONE DAY BEFORE THE DEADLINE
Dang it. That stupid deadline.
Will you continue to draw webtoons? Why would you need such small money?
This will be my last one.
Great finale.
Do you want to see my finale?
"To the readers."
I have something to tell you.
You know what?
I won the lottery.
A whopping ten billion won.
What do you think?
You're jealous, aren't you?
That's why I have no worries.
So, I thought hard about what to say to you guys...
Don't write nasty comments.
I'll cut your hands off.
I'll slice them right off.
You will end up in cuffs if you keep at it.
Handcuffs.
Do you not like what I'm saying? Then come at me, punks.
What? Are you scared?
It's okay. Come here. Come on.
Well anyway,
I have ten billion won. Yes, ten billion won.
I'm rich now.
I'll let bygones be bygones and forget about them
since I'm rich now.
What? The deadline?
Do I look stupid to you?
What do I care? I'm rich, so I'll post whenever I want to.
Respect.
Send this to the editor first
and let's go on a culinary tour to Europe.
-What? -I think,
once they read this, the nasty comments will keep on coming.
They'll badmouth you.
Well then... Shall we?
Europe sounds good.
Hold on.
Let me send this.
THIS IS THE FINAL EPISODE!
Okay.
SEND
The end.
Shall we go pick up our ten billion won, my ten-billion-won girlfriend?
Let's go!
Go get the lottery ticket.
What? It's right here. This!
Stop fooling around.
Go bring the ticket.
What ticket?
This. It's right here.
No. Not the form you filled out.
You know, the ticket they give to you
when you fill this form out and give it to them.
Give this to who?
Don't tell me you didn't get the ticket.
What?
-Hey. Are you serious? -What? Why?
Hey, you freaking moron!
What?
Do you realize what you've done?
This isn't a winning lottery ticket!
-What? -You stupid idiot!
LOTTERY SHOP
We will win this time, right?
I don't know. We still have to try, right?
You should've gotten that ticket.
Shoot.
Hello? Sir!
What time should I go?
No. Last time, that was--
Hello?
Hello? Sir?
Sir?
Oh, no.
Look at this.
So, you want me to delete the email that you sent me?
Yes.
It's infected with a virus.
The thing is...
I was under a lot of stress because of the deadline,
so I was slightly out of my mind and said some things I didn't mean.
Anyway,
please don't open that file.
Please don't.
Okay, then.
Resend it to me, okay?
As soon as possible.
Thank you, sir. I love you. Hugs and kisses.
I almost lost my livelihood.
I don't have time. What do I do?
That night, in order to survive,
I put the author's right to edit to good use.
I have something to tell you.
Sign language of love.
You know what? I won the lottery.
I...
Are you scared? It's okay. Come here. Come on.
Am...
Anyway, now that I have ten billion won...
Always...
I'll cut your hands off. I'll slice them right off.
Thankful.
What? The deadline? Do I look stupid to you?
That's what I think.
So, I thought hard about what to say to you guys, and...
I am...
You will end up in cuffs if you keep at it.
Happy.
Anyway, now that I have ten billion won...
For always...
I'll let bygones be bygones and forget them since I'm rich now.
You're the only one for me.
I'LL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF I'LL SLICE THEM RIGHT OFF
Thank you.
Next up...
Wedding warrior Aebong Peach.
-Ae-bong. -Yes?
Is it funny?
Yes, totally.
Do you want to read it?
I've been studying storytelling lately
and comic book writers are geniuses.
Who knew I would end up serving my unemployed daughter at this age?
Why isn't Seok taking you?
Seok? Did he say he's taking me somewhere?
Where is he taking me?
Why you...
Either you clean or get married.
How could you throw a rag at my face?
Where is that thing?
-What? -That. You know.
Where is it?
Oh, the pen mouse?
How do you always know what I mean and find what I need?
-Work hard. -Okay.
-Seok. -Yes?
Goal.
You have lots of important meetings tomorrow.
You're going to get allergies if you forget to take your medicine.
You saved my life.
Live with me, Ae-bong.
What do you mean, live with you?
Come on. Can't you, at least before deadlines?
Not a chance. You just want to order me around.
No more chit-chatting. Focus.
Yes, ma'am!
Seok. Sleep in your room.
No. I...
I need to finish this first.
You did good today.
Oh, no. I have a meeting.
Why didn't the alarm go off?
She took my phone by mistake.
She must be asleep. She will call when she wakes up.
That's Seok.
MOM: THAT'S YOU, RIGHT?
Mom!
You're so mean to your daughter.
I'm that pig?
If you're going to go crazy, do it without harassing others.
Gosh. You're not my daughter. You're more like my enemy.
What's this?
It's Seok's phone.
When did they get switched?
Two hours until the deadline. You still have time.
This is nice.
One hour until the deadline.
Even if you're not done, it's too soon to end your life.
Half an hour until the deadline.
If you haven't sent it yet, it's better to just die.
Five minutes until the deadline.
Write a suicide note and head up to the roof.
Deadline.
Poor thing.
EDITOR
Hello, Mr. Cho. I received the file.
Have you thought about the next item?
Excuse me.
Seok didn't take his phone.
I see. Okay, then.
Please tell him I'll call back later.
Okay, I will.
FROM EDITOR
Do you have a new idea?
When will it be ready?
Send me anything. Quickly!
He's so suffocating!
This is a prison without bars.
Another call.
Hello. This is The Sound of Your Heart drama production team.
When are you available for a meeting?
Yes, hello.
Mr. Cho is currently unavailable.
We will call you back.
It's not like I can turn his phone off.
I guess Seok hasn't been pretending to be busy.
He really is busy.
I know. I had his phone for only one day,
and it's pure madness.
I feel sorry for him.
I think the exhaustion is getting to him.
Last night, he asked me to live with him.
-"To live with him"? -"To live with him"?
Awesome!
Is Ae-bong getting married?
-What? -Oh, my gosh!
Stop that. It's only because he wants to order me around.
Calm down.
What do you mean? You said he asked you to live with him.
That's just...
I don't know.
He's always fooling around.
That's how men are.
They say whatever comes to their minds,
but they avoid having deep conversations.
She makes sense.
And I know about dealing with tight deadlines from experience,
and every time I want to think deeply about something, I have a deadline.
And another deadline.
You're crazy busy.
You keep pushing it off.
That's why you should swoop in and say,
"Let's get married."
"When you're chased by deadlines, I'll be like a pillar in your life."
Seok.
Like that.
What great teamwork!
Don't make it so complicated.
You fall in love, you date for a while, then you get married.
Right.
How can a woman get a man to marry her?
She just has to be pretty.
What the heck?
She just has to be thin and pretty.
She just has to be thin, successful and pretty.
Men are all the same.
If you propose in a wedding dress, it's game over.
It's fail-proof!
Wedding dress?
Isn't that a bit much?
Where would I even get one?
Where is he?
Are you Cleopatra?
CutieAngelKissKiss?
Yes.
-Do you have the money? -The goods first.
I see you're a pro.
Give me a discount.
Forty-nine.
-Forty. -What?
Forty-six.
-I'll pay 44,000 won. -That's ridiculous.
Deal.
Thank you.
Awesome.
This is great!
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Does it stand out too much?
It will be okay, right?
It will be okay.
-Shoot. -Babe, look at her.
Is that a wedding dress?
Seriously.
Babe.
You look like a different person in a wedding dress.
I'm sorry.
I got confused.
-You must be cold. -Hey!
What the heck are you two doing?
Babe. I really don't know her, but...
Who are you?
I... That's not it.
-Look. Please calm down. -Calm down.
-This is a misunderstanding. -Misunderstanding.
I got it. You're the bitch he was seeing before!
No.
-Wait right there. -No!
You're both dead!
-Run. -Hey, you!
-No! -Stop!
Babe!
That's not it!
-That's not it! -Stop right there!
It's not me!
No. Babe. Get away.
Don't come closer!
Stay back!
It's not me!
There.
Get over here!
I'll get you.
Babe! That's not it. It's a misunderstanding.
-Let's go. -Don't give me that crap.
Babe!
Get out here!
What are you doing in the ladies' room?
I love you. Let's go.
Hey, you! I'm going to kill you!
I almost died there.
How do I leave like this?
Wait. They said it will shrink if it gets wet.
Gosh. I wish
something would just fall out of the sky to help me.
What's that?
This is a divine gift.
I'll wear this.
What?
It shrunk this much because it got wet?
I should have been more careful.
Gosh. Ae-bong. You've had a long day.
Still, I'm all prepared.
Seok said he was having dinner at his parents' house,
so I'll have enough time to rest and prepare everything.
Okay.
Eat up.
What are you doing here? You said you were busy.
She's seriously lucky when it comes to food.
-Hello. -Hi.
Ae-bong,
you look prettier than ever before.
-So pretty. -Thank you.
You said you were eating at home.
The boiler broke. You know I can't stand the cold.
-Come and join us. Eat with us. -Good idea.
-Sit down. -Come here.
Come. Sit down. We just started.
It's ready.
Ae-bong.
It's hot. Why don't you take that off?
It's okay. It's kind of chilly for me.
I have the chills.
You shouldn't skip meals and eat healthy foods.
You never get the chills.
Eat this. Here.
She never gets sick.
-Make her a wrap. -But, hey.
When are you guys going to get married?
-What? -What?
Every weekend, two of my friends' kids are getting married.
Seok and Ae-bong can get married first.
They are ready anyway.
What do you mean? We're still young.
What? Are you dating without thinking about marriage?
Mom. Jun's still single. Why would I get married?
Hey. Ae-bong seems to feel differently.
I don't mind if you get married first.
I didn't mean to rush you that much.
Is that a wedding dress?
Is today the day?
Did you two set a date?
No. That's not...
Why...
I'm sorry!
-Ae-bong. -Hey.
What the...
Well...
Hey, Ae-bong.
Did you want to marry me that badly?
Should I marry you?
Should I not?
Should I marry you?
Stop fooling around.
Should I not?
Then you will die as a single woman and haunt me for the rest of my life.
You won't let me meet anyone else.
That won't do.
Should I marry you?
But how did you think of proposing, wearing this?
You're full of surprises.
You're so cute.
So cute.
Okay, I'll be nice.
Fine. Who else would take our poor, unemployed Ae-bong
other than me?
Go ahead and do what you were planning to do.
I will watch and judge.
Now that I gave you the floor, you can't say a word.
Should I not marry you?
Don't marry me.
What?
Fine. You know what? This is for the best.
It is.
What are you saying?
They say there comes a time
when every long-term couple must make a choice.
I think this is the time.
What are you trying to say?
Let's just...
break up, Seok.
I think that's best.
Come on. What kind of a joke is that?
Eat well
and live a good life.
I'm not being sarcastic.
I mean it.
Hey, Ae-bong.
Hey, Choi Ae-bong!
Goodbye, troublesome family.
Translated by Jeong Lee